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The Lighter Side (June 2011)

THE VAN GOGH FAMILY TREE

 
His dizzy aunt ---------------------------------------------------- Verti Gogh

The brother who ate prunes------------------------------------- Gotta Gogh

The brother who worked at a convenience store ------------ Stop 'N Gogh

The grandfather from Yugoslavia ----------------------------- U Gogh

His magician uncle ---------------------------------------------- Where-diddy Gogh

His Mexican cousin --------------------------------------------- A Mee Gogh

The nephew who drove a stage coach ------------------------ Wells-far Gogh

The constipated uncle ------------------------------------------- Can't Gogh

The ballroom dancing aunt ------------------------------------- Tang Gogh

The tropical fruit-loving cousin -------------------------------- Man Gogh

An aunt who taught positive thinking ------------------------- Way-to-Gogh

The little bouncy nephew --------------------------------------- Poe Gogh

A sister who loved disco ---------------------------------------- Go Gogh

His niece who travels the country in a RV ------------------- Winnie Bay Gogh

And the uncle who loved to build things ---------------------- Le Gogh