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The Lighter Side (May 2012)

 
I told you not to give me that last beer...
 
 
Now how do I get down?
 
 
Who me? I wasn't doin nothin.
 
 
What does it take to get a walk around here?
 
 
Yep, I peed.
 
 
Darling, wake me at 3:00.
 
 
If you want something done right...
 
 
When I said my ears were cold I had no idea you'd take it so seriously.
 
 
Cat headband.
 
 
When I said I wanted a little brother, I meant a DOG!
 
 
I'm starting to get annoyed...
 
 
I'm getting too old for this...
 
 
I keep on telling you, I'm not a duck!
 
 
Dude, your breath is curling my ear!
 
 
Wait, wait...
 
 
This isn't the A Train you know.
 
 
So this is where you live, eh?
 
 
Don't tell anybody.
 
 
Kisses!
 
 
Wait a minute...
 
 
I sho does luv you!
 
 
Air flossing!
 
 
Hee-Hee