Corny Halloween Q & A
Q: Why don't mummies take vacations?
A: They're afraid they'll relax and unwind.
Q: Do zombies eat popcorn with their fingers?
A: No, they eat the fingers separately..
Q: What's a Vampire's least favorite song?
A: Another one bites the dust!
Q: What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter?
A: Pumpkin Pi
Q: What kind of mistakes do ghosts make?
A: Boo boos
Q: What do skeletons say before they begin dining?
A: Bone appetit!
Q: What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snow man?
Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
A: Hoblin Goblin
Q: What is a Mummy's favorite type of music?
Q: Why didn't the skeleton dance at the party?
A: He had no body to dance with