10 Jokes That Answer Age-Old Questions
Q: Where does a one-armed man shop?
A: At a secondhand store.
Q: What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
A: Breathe! Breathe!
Q: How many divorced men does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Who cares? They never get the house anyway.
Q: Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?
A: Someone told him to get a long little doggy.
Q: Who invented copper wire?
A: Two tax attorneys fighting over a penny.
Q: Where does a king keep his armies?
A: In his Sleevies!
Q: Who’s the patron saint of e-mail?
A: St. Francis of a CC.
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.
Q: Why was the opera singer arrested?
A: He got into treble.
Q: What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?
A: Dam!
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