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The Lighter Side (Dec 2012)

December 20, 2012

Christmas Riddles


What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
Snowflakes!

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Procter and Gamble?
It's true....Comet cleans sinks!

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Crisp Cringle.

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Missile-toe!

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa?
Claus-trophobic.

Why did Santa Claus trade Rudolph?
He wanted change for a buck.

Where can you find literature about Santa's assistants?
In the Elf-help section.

What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?
Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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