Christmas Quotes
My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we’re having a change. We’re going to let her in.
- Leslie ‘Les’ Dawson, Jr.
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
- Victor Borge
There are some people who want to throw their arms round you simply because it is Christmas; there are other people who want to strangle you simply because it is Christmas.
- Robert Staughton Lynd
I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, ‘toys not included.'
- Bernard Manning
I love Christmas. I receive a lot of wonderful presents I can’t wait to exchange.
- Henny Youngman
I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph.
- Shirley Temple
Christmas is a time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell the government what they want and their kids pay for it.
- Richard Lamm
Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money.
- Unknown
One good thing about Christmas shopping is it toughens you for the January sales.
- Grace Kriley
I left Santa gluten-free cookies and organic soy milk and he put a solar panel in my stocking.
- Unknown
If you can’t wrap Christmas presents well, at least make it look like they put up a good fight.
- Unknown
People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas.
- Unknown
Source: keepinspiring.me (Compiled by Hannah Hutyra)
