Irish HumorQ: How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?
A: He's Dublin over with laughter!
Q: What would you get if you crossed Quasimodo with an Irish football player?
A: The Halfback of Notre Dame!
Q: What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick's Day?
A: St. O'Claus!
Q: What does it mean when you find a horseshoe?
A: Some poor horse is going barefoot!
Q: Do leprechauns make good secretaries?
A: Sure, they're great at shorthand.
Q: Why are leprechauns so hard to get along with?
A: Because they're very short-tempered!
Q: What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover?
A: A rash of good luck.
Never iron a four-leaf clover, because you don't want to press your luck.