WISDOM FOR THE NEW YEAR
Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.
- Mark Twain
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; and to have the two as close together as possible
- George Burns
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
- Victor Borge
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
- Mark Twain
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
- Socrates
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
- Groucho Marx
I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
- Alex Levine
My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.
- Rodney Dangerfield
Money can't buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
- Spike Milligan
Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP.
- Joe Namath
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything until noon. Then it's time for my nap.
- Bob Hope
I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
- W. C. Fields
We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.
- Will Rogers
Don't worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.
- Winston Churchill
Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
- Phyllis Diller
By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he's too old to go anywhere.
- Billy Crystal
- Electrical Contacts
Electrical Contacts
- Carbon Brushes
Carbon Brushes : Brush Reference
- Control Coils
Control Coils
- Other Contactor Parts
- More
- Search
- Auxiliary Contacts
Auxiliary Contacts
- Shunts
Shunts
- Springs
Springs
- AC Contactors & Starters
AC Contactors & Starters
- DC Contactors
DC Contactors
- Drives
Drives
- Fuses
The Lighter Side (Jan 2013)
January 28, 2013
« Return To Articles
Quick Contact
Newsletter Signup
Join our email list and we will keep you informed of sales and promotions and other great deals!
Email SubscribeRequest Literature
Request our Electrical Contact, Carbon Brush, or Control Coil catalogs (via Mail).
Request NowInternational: 856-762-0172
Domestic: 800-822-9190
Literature Request Or Download
Click here to download or browse our Electrical Contact, Carbon Brush, or Control Coil catalogs online.
Repco
100 Sonwil Drive
Buffalo NY 14225Repco Quick Contact
We are excited to announce that REPCO has merged with USA Industrials.
For all inquiries, please contact us at service@usaindustrials.com or give us a call at 800-822-9190.
We appreciate your understanding and look forward to serving you better with our expanded capabilities.
- Carbon Brushes