The Lighter Side (Jul 2021)

Nearly every day on the calendar is some kind of ‘National Day’.  For instance, August 16 is National Roller Coaster Day, National Airborne Day, National Rum Day and National Tell a Joke Day.  Please don’t drink too much rum, ride a roller coaster and go airborne.  But by all means tell a joke on August 16 and allow us to help you get a head start with the following summer jokes.
 
Q: Do fish go on vacation?
A: No because they're always in school!
 
Q: Where do ants travel for summer vacation?
A: Frants!
 
Q: What do you call a Labrador at the beach in August?
A: A hot dog!
 
Q: What does a bee do when it's hot?
A: It takes off its yellow jacket
 
Q: Why do bananas use sun screen?
A: Because they peel.
 
Q: Where do sharks go for summer vacation?
A: Finland!
 
Q: Which letter is the coolest?
A: Iced T!
 
Q: What do you get when you combine an elephant with a fish?
A: Swimming trunks!
 
Q: What do you do if you get rejected from a job at a sun screen factory?
A: Reapply!
 
Q: What does the sun drink out of?
A: Sunglasses!
 
Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer day?  
A: I'm bacon!
 
Q. Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
A. Because if they flew over a bay, they would be bagels.
 
Q. Why are frogs so happy?
A. They eat whatever bugs them.
 
Q. What does an ear of corn say when you give it a compliment?
A. Aw shucks!