TWO + TWO word gameThe four words in each group can be combined with another word -- the same for each group of four -- to form a phrase or compound word. Two combinations have the words in front, and two have the words in back. For example: club, cook, mark, worm = BOOK (book club, cookbook, bookmark, bookworm), Can you find the words?
1. Hanger, lab, tree, waist
2. Hair, medicine, point, room
3. Brush, chief, spit, storm
4. Horn, horse, snow, string
5. Garage, saw, wagon, watch
6. Master, meal, season, window
7. Card, class, family, monkey
8. Door, grand, money, package
9. Plan, shell, show, word
10. Basket, pocket, quick, stick
1. COAT; 2. BALL; 3. FIRE; 4. SHOE; 5. BAND; 6. TICKET; 7. BUSINESS; 8. PRIZE; 9.GAME; 10. BREAD
JokesQ: Why don't retirees mind being called seniors?
A: The term comes with a 10 percent discount.
Q: Who are the hardest people to convince to retire?
A: Children at bedtime.
Q: How do you know you're old enough to retire?
A: Instead of lying about your age, you start bragging about it!
A reporter was interviewing a 103 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 103?" the reporter asked. She simply replied, "No peer pressure."
Q: "Why do dads who golf always take an extra pair of socks?"
A: "In case they get a hole in one!"
Q: What did the buffalo say when his son left?
Q: What did the spider say to his dad?
A: You spend too much time on the web!
Q: Why didn't the kid give his dad a gift on Father's Day?
A: He figured his dad already had him!
Jokes for grandkids
What do you get if you cross an angry sheep with a moody cow?
An animal that's in a baaaaaaaaad moooooooood.
Why should you never trust a carp's excuse?
They always seem a little fishy.