The Lighter Side (Jun 2021)

Letters for Uncle Sam Word Game
 
Using the letters within the phrase UNCLE SAM, we found 13 five-letter words that do not end with the letter "S." How many can you find?  (Answer below jokes – no peeking)
 
Freedom Jokes
 
1. How come there aren’t any knock-knock jokes about America?
Because freedom rings
 
2. What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Liber-tea
 
3. What’s the difference between a duck and George Washington?
One has a bill on his face, and the other has his face on a bill.
 
4. What did the colonists wear to the Boston Tea Party?
Tea-shirts
 
5. What was George Washington’s favorite tree?
The infantry
 
6. If you crossed a Patriot with a curly-haired dog, what would you get?
Yankee Poodle
 
7. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?
Dino-mite
 
8. What ghost haunted King George III?
The spirit of ’76!
 
9. Who was the biggest jokester in George Washington’s army?
Laughayette
 
10. Was the Declaration of Independence written in Philadelphia?
No, it was written in ink.
 
11. What do you call an American revolutionary who draws cartoons?
A Yankee Doodler
 
12. Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?
Yeah, it really cracked me up!
 
13. What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
A fire-cracker
 
14. What do you call an American drawing?
Yankee Doodle
 
 
Answer to Uncle Sam Word Game above:
AMUSE
CAMEL
CAUSE
CLEAN
LANCE
LUMEN
MANSE
MENSA
SAUCE
SCALE
SUMAC
ULNAE
UNCLE