ELECTRICAL HUMOR
Q: Do you know how an electrician tells if he is working with AC or DC power?
A: If it's AC, his teeth chatter when he grabs the conductors. If it's DC, they just clamp together.
Q: What did the light bulb say to the generator?
A: "I really get a charge out of you!"
At an electric company: "We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."
Q: What's an electrician's least favorite ice cream flavor?
A: Shock-o-lot
Q: Why are electricians always up to date?
A: Because they are current specialists.
Two atoms were walking down the street one day when one of them exclaimed, "Oh no, I've lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" the other one asked. "Yes", replied the first one, "I'm positive".
Q: What kind of car does an electrician drive?
A: A Volts-wagon.
Q: What would a barefooted man get if he steps on an electric wire?
A: A pair of shocks.
Q: What do you call a worm that chews up electric wires?
A: Electro-magnots.
Q: Why do fluorescent lights hum?
A: Because they can't remember the words.
Q: What did the baby light bulb say to its mother?
A: "I love you watts and watts!"
Printed on an electrician's t-shirt: "Don't mess with an electrical engineer. It MEGAHERTZ!"
Source: Megavolt
REWARD OFFERED
A reward of 500 microfarads is offered for the information leading to the arrest of hop-a-long capacity. This unrectified criminal escaped from a western primary cell where he had been clamped in ions awaiting the gauss chamber.
He is charged with the induction of an 18-turn coil named milli henry who was found robbed of valuable joules. He is armed with a carbon rod and is a potential killer.
If encountered, he may offer series of resistance. The electromotive force spent the night searching for him in a magnetic field, where he had gone to earth. They had no success and believed he had returned ohm via a short circuit.
He was last seen riding a kilocycle with his friend eddy current who was playing a harmonic.
Source: Unknown
