A: If it's AC, his teeth chatter when he grabs the conductors. If it's DC, they just clamp together.
A: "I really get a charge out of you!"
At an electric company: "We would be delighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don't, you will be."
A: Because they are current specialists.
Two atoms were walking down the street one day when one of them exclaimed, "Oh no, I've lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" the other one asked. "Yes", replied the first one, "I'm positive".
A: A Volts-wagon.
A: A pair of shocks.
A: Because they can't remember the words.
A: "I love you watts and watts!"
Printed on an electrician's t-shirt: "Don't mess with an electrical engineer. It MEGAHERTZ!"