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The Lighter Side (June 2016)

June 28, 2016

 

Words of Wisdom

Where there's a will, I want to be in it. 
 
Since light travels faster than sound, some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
 
If I agreed with you, we'd both be wrong. 
 
We never really grow up; we only learn how to act in public.
 
War does not always determine who is right - only who is left.
 
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit . . . Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
 
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism.  To steal from many is research.
 
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
 
In filling out an application, where it says, 'In case of emergency, Notify:  'I put 'DOCTOR'.
 
You do not need a parachute to skydive.  You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
 
I used to be indecisive.  Now I'm not so sure.
 
I'm supposed to respect my elders, but it’s getting harder and harder for me to find one now.
 
If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.

 

Puns for Educated Minds

The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.  He acquired his size from too much pi.

I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

Two silk worms had a race.  They ended up in a tie.

A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall.  The police are looking into it.

Time flies like an arrow.  Fruit flies like a banana.

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway.  One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'

I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger.  Then it hit me.

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