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You're So Varicose Vein by Carly Simon
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How Can You Mend a Broken Hip? by the BeeGees
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The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face by Roberta Flack
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I Can't See Clearly Now by Johnny Nash
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You Make Me Feel Like Napping by Leo Sayer
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Once, Twice, Three Trips to the Bathroom by the Commodores
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I Heard It Through the Grape Nuts by Marvin Gaye
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A Whiter Shade of Hair by Procol Harum
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I Get By With a Little Help From Depends by the Beatles
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Rikki, Don't Lose Your Car Keys by Steely Dan
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Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Walker by Herman's Hermits
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Talkin' Bout My Medication by the Who
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Bad Prune Rising by Credence Clearwater Revival
Who's the Best?
Five surgeons at a convention were discussing whom was best to operate on.
The general surgeon from Philadelphia said, "I like accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."
The vascular surgeon from Chicago responded, "Yes, but have you ever operated on an electrician? Everything inside them is color coded."
The orthopedic surgeon, from Los Angeles chimed in, "You know, I prefer construction workers. Those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."
The cardiac surgeon, from Dallas said, "No gentlemen, I really think librarians are the best. Everything inside them is in alphabetical order."
Finally the brain surgeon from Washington, DC silenced them all when he said, "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. The head and the rear end are completely interchangeable."
