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The Lighter Side (Mar 2012)

March 27, 2012

THE NEW REPCO DICTIONARY

ADULT: A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.

BEAUTY PARLOR: A place where women curl up and dye.

CHICKENS: The animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.

COMMITTEE:  A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

DUST: Mud with the juice squeezed out.

EGOTIST:  Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.

HANDKERCHIEF:  Cold storage.

INFLATION:  Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.

MOSQUITO: An insect that makes you like flies better.

RAISIN: A grape with sunburn.

SECRET: Something you tell to one person at a time.

TOOTHACHE: The pain that drives you to extraction.

TOMORROW: One of the greatest labor saving devices of today.

WRINKLES: Something other people have similar to my character lines.

YAWN: An honest opinion openly expressed. 

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