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The Lighter Side (Mar 2017)
March 29, 2017The student received a grade of zero on this exam. The teacher has no sense of humor.
Q. In which battle did Napoleon die?
A. His last one.
Q. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A. At the bottom.
Q. The Ravi River flows in which state?
Q. What is the main reason for divorce?
Q. What is the main reason for failure?
Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A. Lunch or dinner
Q. What looks like one-half an apple?
A. The other half
Q. If you throw a red stone into a blue sea, what will it become?
Q. How can a person go eight days without sleeping?
A. By sleeping only at night
Q. How can you lift an elephant with only one hand?
A. Elephants don’t have hands.
Q. If you have three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three apples in
the other hand, what do you have?
A. Very large hands
Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A. No time at all. The wall was already built.
Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?
A. Any way you wish. Concrete floors are very hard to break.
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