Q.: What happened when the turkey got into a fight?
A.: He got the stuffing knocked out of him.
Q.: If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
Q.: What do you get when you cross a turkey with baked fruit?
A.: A peach gobbler.
Q.: Why did the police arrest the flock of turkeys?
A.: They were suspected of fowl play.
Q.: Why didn't the Pilgrim want to make bread?
A.: It's a crummy job.
Q.: What did the turkey say before it was roasted?
A.: Boy! I'm stuffed.
Q.: Which side of the turkey has the most feathers?
A.: The outside.
Q.: Why was the Thanksgiving soup so expensive?
A.: Because it was made with 24 carrots.
Q.: If you call a large turkey a gobbler, what do you call a small turkey?
A.: A goblet.
Q.: What dance do most people do on Thanksgiving?
A.: The turkey trot.
Q.: What did the little turkey say to the big turkey?
A.: Peck on someone your own size.
Q.: Why do turkeys always "gobble, gobble"?
A.: Because they never learned good table manners.