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The Lighter Side (Oct 2012)

October 26, 2012

More Classics from The Pumpkin Master... Ray Villafane





What do you call someone who puts poison in a person's corn flakes?
A cereal killer

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?
A Hoblin Goblin!

Why are black cats such good singers?
They're very mewsical.

How can you tell when windows are scared?
They get shudders.

What do you get if you cross a mad scientist with another mad scientist?
A horrible par a dox

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
No body.

Whom did the zombie invite to his party?
Anyone he could dig up.

What kind of street does a ghost like best?
A dead end.

How can you help a starving cannibal?
Give them a hand!

Why do mummies make excellent spies?
They're good at keeping things under wraps.

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