A mouth-watering selection of Halloween candy jokes for all ages!
A: A gummy bear!
Q: Why was the vampire called “sweet”?
A: He gave everybody Hershey kisses instead!
Q: What did the cute Starburst say to the Mars Bar?
A: Going my Milky Way?
Q: What kind of candy would a drowning person like to have?
A: A Life Saver!
Q: What do you call a cow that can’t moo?
A: A Milk Dud!
Q: What do you get when you put three ducks in a box?
A: A box of quackers!
Q: What’s a southern farmer’s favorite treat?
A: Cotton candy!
Q: Where did the alien go to get a drink?
A: A Mars bar!
Q: What do you call candy that was stolen?
A: Hot chocolate!
Q: Why was the vampire super intelligent?
A: He had been eating a diet of Smarties!
Q: What did O'Henry say when a zombie's hands fell off?
Q: Did your hear about Mr. Almond Joy the Hollywood star and Miss Kit Kat?
A: They were seen giving each other kisses on 5th Avenue!