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The Lighter Side (Oct 2021)

October 26, 2021

Thanksgiving Jokes & Puns

"What did the turkey say to the turkey hunter on Thanksgiving Day?" "Quack, Quack!"

"What happened to the turkey that got in a fight?" "He got the stuffing knocked out of him!"

"What do you call a running turkey?" "Fast food."

"What side dish do you bring for Thanksgiving dinner when you accidentally sat on the sweet potatoes?" "Squash casserole."

"Why did the cranberries turn red?" "Because they saw the turkey dressing."

"Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?" "There was no thyme!"

"I only have pies for you."

"What do you a call the age of a pilgrim?" "Pilgrimage."

"Let's get basted."

"My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn't quit cold turkey."

Source: Country Living
 

STAR SHIFTS

One letter has been changed in each name below. For example, LAZY SAGA becomes LADY GAGA. Can you correctly identify the celebrity names?
 
1. BRED PINT
2. TOP HAWKS
3. JAM CARREL
4. JOIN SLIVER
5. MATH DEMON
6. DORKS DAM
7. SIEVE MARGIN
8. TUNA BURNER
9. TENNIS QUAIL
10. HAND APRON
11. CARP GIANT
 

ANSWERS:
1. BRAD PITT
2. TOM HANKS
3. JIM CARREY
4. JOHN OLIVER
5. MATT DAMON
6. DORIS DAY
7. STEVE MARTIN
8. TINA TURNER
9. DENNIS QUAID
10. HANK AARON
11. CARY GRANT

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